Caray, Caray!

(two of the actors being changed, the extension until AFTER Easter in Mexico and possibly Mother's Day for us in the US and the worst of all: THE MOST TRIVIAL OF THESE STORYLINES IS MADE TO BE GODDAMN ROCKET SCIENCE!)

Greta (who is in VERY unflattering silver jammies and no make-up) begs Sofia for a second to explain the method to her madness but Sofia isn't having half a nano-second of being BS'ed. Sofia says that Noemi had let Lupe through because Noemi knew DAMN WELL Sofia would have. Greta plays dumb for a second questioning if that was Chava's mom and I have had enough (but before that fun stuff, we get more of Sofia having a backbone and Greta TOTALLY falling into submission;) 

It's time to do what Sofia is resisting and what Silvie and IkStian have been taking forever to God Damnit! I take Greta by her crew cut and drag her across the floor. She frees herself and starts swinging but I catch her and lock my grip at her wrists so she doesn't get a lick at all. I pressure her head against the wall while ordering her to scream uncle and her donkey lipped self starts wailing for mercy and for Fausto to come rescue her and subsequently finger her whale-sized coochie. Well gee, what to do? I cover her mouth and smack her face into submission. I kick her around a little then seeing there isn't much to damage anymore leave her there and walk out with class. If Bad Girls Club and Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School have taught me anything, it's to take BS from NO ONE. 

Silvie sprawled out onto a bed in the cheap lingerie from the clearance section of Victoria's Secret beckons for Patricio to lick her up, down and all around. She says she has news for him which he hopes is her forgetting about marriage (if that were me, I'd be denying him my VaJayJay because he called our matrimony ridiculous.) She says it's that Chava's dad is in the hospital and PatPrick then says something that doesn't make sense to me whatsoever. Blah, blah, blah, evil musings, sudden change in BGM, Silvie has organized for their marriage the following day. I CAN TOTALLY see Silvana pulling a Frida and scorching Patricio in a tub of flammable substance.

Irma asks Araceli about Nandito and she says ArmieDILF has taken him home already. With that, she asks if Irma had kept any important and novela-shortening details from her and being the demon from hell she is, Irma denies it with a hasty exit leaving Araceli alone on the couch.

Creepy Horror Circus Music as Nandito mentions Irma walking again.

Silvana has offically had it with not being married to Prick and has a painful mentioning of  "losing" her baby. Patricio remembers what he did and Silvana threatens to tell everyone if he doesn't marry her the following day, blah blah smocching blah. (When does Arleth Tehran come into this? For those who didn't know, she is coming into it BTW.)

Lupe asks if he is sure Irma can walk again and he says that during an argument, Irma stood up. Marisol says that's weird and I say that Marisol is Irma in give or take 13 years. Armando mentions what Viewerville is thinking and that is that Irma could walk but she was waiting to sorprend us all (I love a man with beauty and brains.) Lupe is uneasy but Chava says that Armie wouldn't do anything that goes against Nandito's well-being. Armie bitches to Chava about being SICK of Irma and I don't blame him. Lupe and Paco excuse each other to talk about Javier.

Alexa and Paolo try too hard to parodize Gone with the Wind. Paolo then invites Alexa to dinner which she graciously declines in favor of checking in with Dani about the factory and opening dem legz for ArmieDILF.

Speaking of the DILF, he is bitching justifiably to Chava about getting custody of Nandito because Irma is unfit to take care of the kid. DILF is going to bust his ass off to protect Nandito but Chava stops him; he has a support system so he is NEVER alone in this. They bro-thank.

Marisol is making a cara de caca at Lupe for moving on to Paco and Nandito is ecstatic at the news. Lucas tells Marisol to chill her damn tits and be happy for her mom chingada.

Lupe is done crying and Paco supports her in supporting her husband and kids, especially Marisol.

Dani says that Oliver is a brain from another planet which is a good thing and they talk about Peralta.
Olly and Peralta talk about Sofia; bottomline, Peralta has heat in his trousers for Sofia. Olly mentions Chava and Sofia's relationship which kills Peralta's boner.

Dani and Sofia talk about Chava's dad and Greta's bitchery when Alexa comes in. Alexa is caught up to speed and doesn't believe it. Fausto comes in because Alexa has a call from Duarte which is pretty much telling Dani and Sofia something is up.

-Chava is officially helping Nandito now the next day and Lucas kisses up to Lupe's cooking (enjoy it while you're still with Marisol you too-sexy-for-words-manwhore.)

Alexa will see Licensiado Duarte the next day, vale?

Armie promises that he will make BenitoPiggie a wooden bed and that Nandito will get to decorate something. Ok, my mom says that Nandito is spoiled and I don't blame her. Irma talks with Nandito over the phone and she has a Cthulu moment when she says that Nandito's only home is Armando's dead parent's house.

Araceli asks about Lupe and Paco says she is having too many sads over Javier's thot-ass.

Silvie and Patricio are fucking and Mauro calls calling him Primazo del Primor y Pasion (something tells me Mauro catches PatPrick off-screen. They have something male-equivalent of sapphic and nasty.) Pato wants him to hurry it up damnit and IDC about this, there is NOTHING sexy about Silvie and Pato's scenes. I find Malillany and Victor Noriega more sexually appealing.

Matias is with Yovet and Irais doing IDFK. (Oh and if I hate anything more than this show, it has to be Yovet. I want her murdered by an alpaca, a capybara, a dinosaur, something! Also, I want Matias in a Fred Flintstone loincloth for the rest of this unbearable Full House wannabe.)

Sofia is putting the 5-piece puzzle for kids 3 & /\ when Alexa confesses to having gone to see Irma and being accused of beating her. Sofia wants to know what she went to see Irma about and the puzzle is put together; Alexa never broke up with him and Irma is a bitch scorned.

Irais' not-so-hardly earned money has been wasted on restaurant food by Yovet and it looks like the way Irais is getting into's Mati's heart is through his esophagus and stomach.

Sofia says that she told Alexa to stay away from ArmieDILF until he had his shit together but Alexa can't and couldn't  because welp (sappy-lovey-crying-voice) she is in love with him! Sofia plays the, "I TOLD YOU SO" card a little too well. (You know, because she starts crying and the way she says it makes it sound like a bad thing. I don't blame her for wanting to have a sex-day from sunrise to sunrise with Armando.)

(here's where what I mentioned earlier comes in. THE EASIEST STORYLINE OF THE NOVELA IS MADE TO LOOK LIKE ROCKET SCIENCE!

You tell the god-damn child you are not his biological father which you're just finding out as well, it's his mother's fault and that you will stick by him regardless because you love him. But of course, most of these pea-brain novela writers think 200+ capitulo novelas are the cure to cancer. And a bonus; if Armie and Alexa want to have sex for a whole day so badly, have Nandito's biological paternal aunt come take him for a while. Holy Trinity! )

(This vignette is not a part of this show but I have to take an LMAO because Miguelina's actress was in Las Vias del Amor where all the women were raped but her. Also because of her whack-ass weave there.)