Saturday, February 18, 2017

Vino El Amor #78 Friday 2/17/17 -- Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you....

No party is a party without a little drama, tears, fights, the party crasher and that one guest who has to be a party pooper! I counted three in this episode. 

Fer can't believe this is happening, but Tano says this kiss is filled with all of the affection he feels for her.  She's a magical girl..a princess and the more he gets to know her the more fond he becomes of her.   He thanks her for everything she's done and for making him smile again.   Fer says if tonight was already perfect, he's made it unforgettable. They share another sweet kiss before Tano thinks it's best they go back inside before Fer's father realizes they're missing.  Fer says she'll treasure this moment forever. 

Inside Davey isn't even aware his daughter is missing because he's too focused on how hard it is be in covert courting mode all night while not being able to be with Lucia.   He saunters over to her table and tells her so too, while stroking her hand.  It's so hard to have her so close to him all night and he can't be with her.  Luci says it's hard for her too, but she's sure that soon they'll be together the way they want.  Davey wants that to more than anything. He tells Luci he's prepared something very special for tonight and wants her to accompany him.  She says she would be happy too.   Meanwhile  DisGrace (pooper #1) along with Lil bores holes into the back of Dave and Luciana's heads.. 

Speaking of being an item, is that Soo-sun I see looking light and airy and smiling?  Why yes it is and it's because of none other than Snooze-ar!  Susan is glad his patients let him out on time, but Snoozar says he escaped!   Oh Snoozar, you are a barrel of laughs.  

Tano and Fer come back in and go their five feet apart separate ways.  You know so as not to draw attention to each other either.  Fer Swift's squad rallies around awaiting the juicy details, while Lion cub asks where his buddy was.   Tano fibs and says he's been there the whole time. Leo notices Tano staring at a happy Soo-sun and Leo assumes Tano is still pining for her.  Nope, I think I'm moving out from under that rain cloud.  Well good for you buddy, what caused this new attitude?  Tano realized that when you love someone you don't make them suffer, cry all the time,  go to jail, get beat up and…well you get the picture   Lion cub is happy for his buddy.   Flirty Fer has got her man!

Over in Tijuana Erika is disappointed they couldn't meet with the supplier, but Smug tells her it no big deal they'll meet with him in the morning, what they need to do is find a hotel.  Erica thinks they flew here for nothing, but Smug tells her to chill out.   Erica asks if he's nervous about spending the night with her, Miguel says no,  but then jokes she'll go psycho on him with a knife while he's in the shower.  Eric says he wishes she'd catch him in the shower.   Ooh..this is getting saucy! 

Back at the party,  Dave's covert courting operation is bombing because in full view of everyone, he and Lucia go up the stairs and toward the bedrooms.   DG and Lil lose their damn minds!  Really he's taking her to the bedrooms.  They can't be so shameless!  Lil is ready to go up, but DGrace says they can't make a fuss. So she'll handle it.  Lil warns her that she's losing control of everything but DG says while she was gone, her mom was supposed to handle it and look at what happened.  No sense complaining now.   DG says she's going up to see what those two are up to.   David and Luciana walk hand in hand into Lisa's room.  Lucia wants to know why they're there.  Because I wanted you to be with me in this very special moment.   DG busts in eyes blazing and having lost her 'chill mode' demands to know how Davey can disrespect the memory of her sister.   This coming from the gal, who has flashed all her body parts at her deceased sister's husband every chance she gets. 

Downstairs Tano charms the squad.  He's so fun and oh they are so happy to see their best friend so happy with him.  Well Fer is a gorgeous girl!   A favorite song comes on and they all dance. 

Well how dare you be with another woman in my sister's room? Dave asks her what the hell is wrong with her.  DG says you never let anyone in my sisters room so now she's in here?   Dave tells her he can do whatever he wants in HIS house.  Well er..yeah but you have to respect my sister in her house. And now you bring her in here? Dave says he asked Luciana to come with him.  Lucia tells DG to stop complaining when she doesn't even know what they were doing.  DG says what she does know is that Luci has no business in her sister's room.  Dave tells DG to shut it and step off.

Erica says she was just joking with Smug, he's in good hands.  He says he knows and he's also figuring out that when she's nervous or avoiding things she makes jokes.  Erica says she's worried about locating the valve in time and it possibly affecting the taste of the wine.  Smug says not to worry, they'll find it, she needs to trust him.  She does trust him and she wishes he could control everything, it's the only way she can be assured.  Smug says well sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't but she'll see that they'll meet the supplier and find the valve and he'll fix it and it will all work out.  Erica says he really does know her, she's been very worried.  She thinks they make a good match.  Smug bring the optimism when she's worried and she brings the laughs when he's a cry baby.   Smug thinks they're an excellent match.   I think they're both on my screen too much.  Next!

Dave tells DG she needs to stop, but she really can't believe he's falling into Lucia's game.  Dave says DG needs to stop talking trash and respect Lucia when she knows how much Luci means to him. DG says she just can't believe he's disrespecting her sister's memory this way.   Dave says he's never disrespected Lisa's memory and he never will.  He takes Lucia and leads her out of the bedroom.

Lil looks around most likely for Brian when he sneaks up behind her and asks who she's looking for. She ask where's he's been and he tells her he was in the men's room.  Really?  Yup and then I had to answer a call from the office.  Lil is skeptical thought and makes it clear she's not going to put up with him looking for Marta here in her house.  Brian tells her to settle down, she can't be jealous anymore when he's here with Lil.  Yeah, you're with me and you'll be with me for as long as I want.   Brian reminds her that it goes both ways and she doesn't have complete control of the relationship this time.  If he's here with her it's by choice, not because she can manipulate him.  Yeah okay whatever.   Pretty sure Lil thinks she's still got the upper hand.

David gather's everyone's attention as he presents the birthday girl with a set of diamond studded half hoop earrings that belonged to her mother.  DisGrace realizes why Luci and Dave were upstairs in Lisa's room.

Back at the taco bar, Smug says at least they know the supplier has the part.  Erica is feeling better and now the only thing that worries her is that she hasn't seen any decent hotels around.  Smug says it's only one night, that will go fast.  They can request connecting rooms okay?  Erica says she's not sleeping alone, he's gonna stay with her and they can chat all night about slasher movies about hotel killers.  Smug is digging her unique humor.  They order two more beers.  Salud!  

Fer is touched by the gift, she had always wanted the earrings because they remind her of her mother and make her feel close to her.  Dave says they were always meant to be hers.  He call Bobby up to join in the moment and tells both of  his children they're the most important things in his life.   Though their mother can't be with them, she's always in their hearts.   Alright enough of the sappy..Music!

DG with egg sliding down her face asks Dave why didn't he tell her it was about the earrings.  Luciana tells DG she's just too quick to start a fight before knowing what's going on.  I didn't know.  Well you should be more careful before judging people.  Luciana walks off, and DG tries once again with Dave but he too walks off leaving DisGrace, DisGracED.

NoJuan meets Slimy SkidMark at a bar.  SM brings with him a very obvious metal attache case and sets it in full view on top of the bar.  In the most stupid moment of the tn, NoJuan looks around to see if anyone will notice him opening the case that is filled with Benjamins.   This was worth the wait right? Dumb asks Dumber.  NoJuan says he's been waiting on this moment for years, he's so close to destroying David's dreams.  SkidMark says he can't stand guys like David, they're traitors, Americans who shouldn't support illegal immigrants.  Furthermore David doesn't mind his own business.  That's Dave for you, he's always been like that.  SkidMark wants to know if there's going to be any problems with the plan.  NoJuan says maybe Lil, DG, but he's not going to let them get in his way.

Dave and Luci continue to make googly eyes at each other from afar but Soo-sun and Snoozar notice from their table.  Snoozar says he hasn't seen Davey this happy in a long time.  It's true what they say, love like money can't be hidden. Well not with Davey or NoJuan at least.  Snoozar notices that Soo-sun looks better.  She says yes and for some reason he always makes her feel better.  Hmm..it must be my doctor medicines. I’m thinking it's those six glasses of wine they've had already but who's counting 'eh? Anyway.. Snoozar who is no dummy realized a while ago that a soo-sun who wines, doesn't whine.  Let's have a double!  Agreed!  He leaves the table and Luci comes over to drop the chisme on DG who is just steps from their table, watching the whole exchange.  Luci gives Soo-Sun the 411 on the bedroom incident and Soo-sun says no wonder DG has that I-have-no-friends face.   Luci tells Soo-sun that DG started making accusations but that Davey put her in her place.  Soo-sun says you know what that means right? Yes, it's the first step toward our happiness. Or a rock to the head?  

Lion Cub according to Sonia is doing a spectacular job as bartender.  She thinks he should come work with her in that house, but he says he'll stay working the lands.  Sonia says of course he loves what he does.  Well yeah but not forever, because one day I want to have my own authentic mexican food restaurant.  Didn't he want to have his own vineyard a few weeks ago?  Anyway Sonia loves the idea and tells him he can count on her support.  Leo gets a little closer and tells Sonia the party has gotten better.  Yes and thank you for coming to help me.  Leo says it was a pleasure and he wanted to close to her.  The music has gotten good, so let's dance shall we?  Sonia worries that senora Lil will come in.  Leo says she's with that loser Gutierrez.  They begin thrusting and gyrating when they're joined by Bobby and friend.  All four are raising their hands in the air, like they just don't care when in comes Lilian! (Pooper #2)  What is going on!?  Oh well it's the dog dance. Woof! Woof!

Dave is making his way back to where Snoozar, Luci and Soo-sun are when DisGrace blocks him and begs for him to talk with her.  I've got nothing to talk with you about.  Still she's determined for him to understand that she was hurt by seeing him with Luciana and she's willing to do anything for him to forgive her.  To prove it she raises her voice; drawing attention to herself and making a show out her apology.  Luciana is clearly uncomfortable and reminds DG that this is Fer's special night.  Well I didn’t mean to make you feel bad and I sincerely ask you to forgive me. 

Lil lectures Sonia on doggy dancing with the help.  What is wrong with you?  You're hanging out with the help?  Leo tries to explain that he was just here to help Sonia. Lil tells him he's not helping Sonia, he's causing her to waste time.  What's worse is that not only is Sonia in here dancing with the help, but her granddaughter is out there dancing with that "Tino".   It's Tano, says Sonia.  Tino, Tano, Ya-Know I don't care.  Bobby says well it was our idea to dance, we wanted them to teach us so chill out granny, but hey we can ask my Dad.  Lil says no, if that perrito dance makes him happy than humpy away!  Bobby suggest she learn the dance too, he's sure they can teach her.  Sonia says yes, you would be good at it.  Oh trust me..Senora Lilian knows how to dog dance, just ask Brian.   Anyway Lil asks Sonia if she's going to be wasting time she can watch the kids so she can enjoy the party.  

DisGrace continues to deliver an epic performance making everyone squirm including Luciana who just wants DG to drop it because this isn't the place or time to  discuss this.  Oh Luciana really I'm trying to apologize to you, please accept it.  Luciana has no option but to let DG off the hook and accept it in front of everyone.  DG says she's just still so affected by her sister's death and Dave says she just needs to be more mindful next time. Yes but I just miss my sister so much and if you had seen it from my point of view you would understand.  Dave says okay but they can't keep talking about this, because he doesn't want Fer to get upset by all of this.   DG tells Luciana, Dave was right, she's a great person.   Dave tells DisGrace to excuse him and Lucia, they're going to get some drinks.  DisGrace is not happy and glares at Marta, before tossing her fake tears. 

Fer tells her squad that Tano's gift was very nice.  Well what was it?  He kissed me!  Squeeeeee!  From a distance Tano looks over amused, realizing he's the subject of the fangirling moment.  Fer tells the girls to keep it cool or her Dad will find out. Well what was in the box?  That was it, the kiss and it was perfect.  So does this mean ya'll are dating?  Fer says they haven't made it official yet.  Her friends are sure it will happen.   Fer   thinks so too, because how could he not want to be with her after that amazing kiss they shared?  Tano glances her way and seems to be as into her as she is. 

Ramon notices that Marta is not her usual perky self.  She tells him that she saw Gutierrez out there with Lilian. Did he bother you? No, I just told him that he's becoming bitter like the bitch he's dating.  Oh, well he's got to be mad for letting a pretty woman like you go.  That gets a smile out of Marta. 

Fer's friends whip out their phones and take some photos of a very cozy Fer and Tano who are dancing cheek to cheek.  Pee-ter (Pooper #3)  comes waltzing in with a large box wrapped in a pink bow.  I'm pretty sure it does not have a kiss inside but we'll never know because he tosses that box at some poor dude.  Feliz Cumpleanos, UnFer!  Didn't you tell me that you and him were just friends? Ay ay ay…you lie!  Woah woah, Tano steps in to protect his little noviecita.   Fer's little gal pals slink away as she asks Pee-ter what is his problem.  You left me for him!  Not a good idea dude says Tano, but Pee-ter shoves him off and says he doesn't take orders from him.  Things begin to get heated with Tano beginning to lose his cool, when thankfully the gal pals return with David.  He breaks things up and Tano explains to him that Pee-ter arrived all pressed to the party and is causing problemos!  Yeah because Fer and I were together and even if we broke up I just wanted to bring her a gift.  Fer says well thank you very much but you can't be rude to my new boo Tino Tano.  Bouncer Dave shows Pee-ter the way out.   Fer's gals come to her emotional aide, but she's okay, cause her boo is right there to make it all better. Fer tells him Pee-ter is really a cool guy, he's just jealous of Tano.  Well it's your birthday, you need to dance. Musica! 

The party winds down and it seems Dave actually was able to remove the cling on long enough to have a glass of wine with Lucia, Snoozar and Soo-sun.  While at the bar Tano helps Leon clean up and they discuss the whole scene with Pee-ter.   Tano tells him that he was Fer's ex and that it's something that concerns him and makes him wonder if this will even work.  What? Tano says nothing, but Leo prods him.  Tano says in good time, bro.

Fer's friends thank her for an incredible time and promise to upload the photos and videos as soon as they get home.  They're just glad Pee-ter didn't ruin the party.  Marta brings the girls their purses and coats and they compliment Marta on all of the amazing food she prepared.  DG and Lil come along and dismiss Marta so they can hand out goodie bags to the girls.  DG makes a snobbish show of mentioning that they're various cosmetics from Europe.  Fer takes the opportunity to call the rest of her family and the workers over to thank them all for making her party so incredible.  Her aunt, and her nana for the decorations and food and her Dad for putting it all together.  She also thanks Luciana for being there.  Lil mentions that she helped DisGrace put the bags together.  Okay well thank you too granny.  Dave is like wtf? Seriously lady?   Fer says it was the most incredible night of her life.  She shares a little glance with cutie pie Tano who knows his gift was the best one!   DisGrace hangs all over Dave as he tells Fer that this is how he likes to see his daughter, happy.  Just make sure at next years party,  no DisGrace, Lil or Pee-ter. 

The next day Dave catches his blue eyed beauty working alone. He tells her he wanted to thank he for showing patience with DG at the party. She didn't want to ruin Fer's party and she also appreciated the way he defended her.  David said he would have loved to be with her the whole time because she looked so beautiful.   Luciana says it was a bit awkward for her because of everyone there and especially DG.  Dave says DisGrace is going to have to get used to the fact that he loves Luciana and if she can't deal with it, she leave the house. 

DisGrace is sitting in NoJuan's office chair when he comes in not too happy to see her.  She notices his bad mood and he says he doesn’t like her hanging around when he's not there.  She asks why he wasn't at the party and he says because he didn't want to see Dave's face.  She wants to know why he tried to prevent that meeting with Kent.  She warned him what would happen, so he better tell her why he doesn't want Dave to have that property.  NoJuan says because he isn't going to let Dave have them and besides he doesn't have the money.  Well what if he did what is it to you? NoJuan tells DG that he won't let David get rich off of a business that resulted in his father's suicide. The more Dave wants them the more I'll hold on to them because those lands are going to be mine.

Dave tells Luciana the most important thing is for her to be fine.  She says he makes her special for giving her a place.  He just hopes that Grace is sincere in her apology and changes her attitude.  Luciana says she hopes so too, because she just wants Grace to treat her with the respect she gives her.  Dave says it has to be that way.  She knows it's not easy for him.  Dave says everything has a solution and Luciana is a great woman.  Everyday he falls more in love with her.  Kisses!

DisGrace says all of this with NoJuan is a tantrum.  He denies it and says it's justice, because now Dave wants to do the business he wouldn't do with NoJuan's father. The Olive oil?  Yes and he even dared to suggest we could be partners.  DisGrace laughs at the idea that NoJuan might've believed Dave.  She tells NoJuan to think twice because Dave doesn't have the money.  NoJuan says he doesn't deserve them.  Well you better come up with a plan because you can't keep preventing him from making his appointment.  NoJuan tells DisGrace to worry about her own plan, because she's already lost Dave. He's notice that Dave and Lucia are working together all the time and very late.  He doubts they are just checking the tanks.  That trip of your to Spain sure cost you a lot.  DisGrace flips her lid and tells NoJuan she's not like him who lets his dreams escape. She's prepared to do anything to get rid of Luciana.  Wow, better be glad there wasn't a paperweight on your desk NoJuan…just sayin!

Ramon asks Marta if she's feeling better today.  She says yes and thanks him for his concern.  He tells her he's always going to care for her the ways she takes care of them.  She says her children take care of her too.  Ramon says that one day when their children leave to start their lives, he'll still be there to support her.  She says she knows and he shows it every day and here she is like a fool looking at one who is worthless.

Luciana tells David that working together they'll make that contest theirs.  Dave is excited but also excited about the olive lands, though he hasn't heard from Mr. Kent yet.  He's going to go and talk to NoJuan and see what numbers he comes up with.  Dave can't believe that NoJuan thought those lands were useless.  Luci says she can't believe it either because it's evident the land are good and they don't need a soil test.   Dave can't figure his friend out because more and more he does things that don't make sense and he didn't even bother going to the party.   Fer makes no secret of her feelings and it's worse now that NoJuan has accused Smuguel of ruining the wine.  Dave is going to confront NoJuan because he agrees it's unacceptable.

Leo tells Tano he could see how happy Fer was with Tano there, so are you going to spill it?  Tano says nope, all I can say is that neither of us will forget that party.  Oh come on bro tell me.  Nope, my father says that gentlemen have no memory, so you'll just be left wondering.  Leo says well you guys looked really good together dancing.  Tano says he's confused because of all he lived with Susan, but what he feels for Fer is different.  Leo says it's obvious you like her, you just have to ask the boss if you can date her.  Tano says he will he's just worried if things don’t work out he'll have issues with the boss.  Well you have only one way to know it.

Luciana doesn't understand why Dave lets NoJuan get away with so many things. Dave explains that he feels indebted to him for something that happened year ago.  You can tell me if you want.  Dave tells her about NoJuans father committing suicide after going bankrupt.  Dave tells her that NoJuan thinks it's because Dave didn't want to go into business with him,  doing something like what they're about to do now with the olive lands.  Luci is shocked but doesn't think it's fair for Dave to take the blame.  Dave says back then the business wasn't a viable plan and  he's felt guilty but now as she says, it's time to stop feeling bad.  He's let NoJuan get away with many things but now it's out of control.

Tano tells Leo they get along well and have the same interests but he has nothing to offer her. He never went to college and Susan says he's immature.  Leo asks if Tano thinks the boss feels the same way. Yes.  Well you need to work toward your goals and fight for her love like Lord Briggs and Lady Bell.  Who?  Oh never mind.  Tano asks about Leo's love life with Sonia.  Leo says the witch, as Lucia calls her tried to ruin their night, but Bobby saved it.  Well thank goodness, now lets get to work and oh, stop reading all those romantic stories.  I see you hide them under your mattress.  Shadows in times of love… or I don't know what, for God's sake.  I mean c'mon bro.

Miguel and Erica are back at their Taco bar eating breakfast.  He asks her if she slept well and she says no because he may not know it, but he snores like a beast.  He laughs and says no, it must have been her.   She's stressed about their appointment but Smug says he's already called the manufacturer and it's all taken care of they're waiting for them. She's very relieved and Smug tells her he's experienced and prepared for these kinds of emergencies.  She's very impressed and says this will really earn her Dad's respect and the workers.  Smug assures her he's devoted to her vineyards as long as she wants him to.  So right now they need to go so they can rescue her vineyards. She corrects him our vineyards.  Smuguel….saviour of all vineyards.  Gee, how did these poor folks ever get along without him all these years?

DisGrace comes in to Fer's room and Fer thanks her tia for all she did with the party.  DisGrace has another gift for her niece a necklace that may go with her mom's earring and she could wear to her prom.  Fer says it looks expensive, but DisGrace says she has no problem spending money on her niece.  She helps Fer put it on and tells Fer she notices how happy David looked with Luciana at the party. How did that happen and why was she at your party?  Fer says she invited Luciana because she was honoring her promise to Bobby.  DisGrace doesn't get it didn't Fer hate seeing her father with Luciana all the time? Fer says well yeah but with Smuguel gone now they have to work together.  Plus Luciana is really cool and I'm sorry but I'm starting to like her a bit more.  DisGrace is about to lose her damn mind, she gets teary and says that she leaves for a few day and suddenly everyone replaces her.   Fer isn't feeling this guilt trip and removes the choke chain that must be feeling too tight now and places it back in the box.  She tells DisGrace that just because she is starting to like Lucia doesn't mean she doesn’t love her Aunt.  DisGrace is visibly hurt and is shocked when Fer says she has things to do and leaves. 

Soo-Sun runs into Perla asks her if she needs something. Me? Why?  Well you called me yesterday.  No I didn't are you feeling alright?  Yes, you did, look here is the call right here on my  phone.   Perla freaks out and tells Soo-sun she didn't do anything and to delete that number and call.  She takes off leaving Soo-sun confused and stunned.

David leaves a message for NoJuan telling him to call him.  He's left several messages for him already and if he doesn't call him back it's going to be really bad.   DisGrace comes down the stairs and wants to talk to David but all he wants to know is if she's seen NoJuan.  No but let's talk about the lands you're trying to buy.  Yeah that's why I'm calling NoJuan.  Well I can give you the money for those lands so we can make your dreams come true.

Perla comes into her room freaked out and Carito tries to help her, what's wrong?  Perla tells her about the phone call to Soo-sun from her stolen phone and now she knows that SkidMark was the one who stole it and placed that call to Soo-Sun.  This means he's out and free! Carito says they have to warn Soo-sun.  Perla says no way she'll tell the boss and NoJuan will get in trouble.   Carito says it's time for Perla to stop thinking of just herself. Perla bristles and says now I'm selfish?  Carito says no but they need to warn Soo-sun at least.  Perla says SkidMark can't go near Soo-sun because of the restraining order so she'll be fine. She just wants to forget about it and not talk about it anymore.  Carito says she hates seeing her friend like this so much that she talked to NoJuan about it.  Perla doesn't appreciate it and says now she understands why NoJuan has warned her about confiding in Carito.  I just wanted to help you.  Well all you've done is show me that you and I can't talk anymore. 

Dave tells DisGrace thanks but no thanks it's a lot of money.  What do you mean?  Dave says he's going to go to a bank and get the money.  In fact little by little he's going to pay her back the money she's already paid him.  

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Delilah: FerBrat finally kissed Tano, but something tells me we've NOT seen the last of Peter.

Erika & Miguel in the shower: OH BABY :)
 

Delilah there were so many good ones in this one, I'm not going to repeat your whole recap back to you, but Fer Swift's squad was a fripping riot. But actually pretty accurate. Thanks again for a hilarious recap.

A fun episode, with Master Bobby saving somebody's bacon again.

I had forgotten how much I love trainwrecks, You just want to watch them again and again especially id the caboose is DG.

Sheezo, most of the the people have left the stadium, and they are turning out the lights and DisGrace is still setting up for a field goal.

Thanks ten times.
 

Thanks so much, Delilah , for that snappy recap of that party.

Yes, if you are looking for someone to rain on your parade, Disgrace is your girl. I really cannot take my eyes off her when she is on screen. She is kind if mesmerizing in an evil, demented way. She stands out from the party crowd with that platinum hair, red lipstick, and icy grey wolverine eyes. And..hey, Dave...girl's not having it..she is just NOT having it. She is a study in frustration and rage. I was hoping that as her eyes were popping out of her head confronting Dave and Luci in The Lisa Memorial Bedroom that she would blurt out , "Hey, I did not bash my sister with a river rock just so that you could move in on my prey." Yikes. Stand down, Disgracie, your crazy is showing . And by the end of the episode, there she was gripping Dave's arm like it was the last life preserver on the boat as it was slowing sinking beneath the waves .

Was that the reggaton that Leon and Sonia were trying to do?
 

Oh Sue where have you been, the Dog Dance.. Scooby was doin that years ago.

It continues to look as if David has ahd it up to HERE with evil people, then he softens in about two minutes. Somebody needs to teach the man how to stay MAD. May that somebody can be DisGrace when Dave finds out she whacked Lisa to replace her.

Standing there (fake) crying over the desecration of her sister's memory bedroon shrine while rock-whacking her to the hereafter does not count?

My mind's eye keeps seeing Lil and Dis screaming at each other standing beside a pile of luggage near a mailbox with Robles on it and a couple rent a cops keeping them out.
 

Delilah can you narrate as I watch on mute, please, what a hoot.

"Nope, I think I'm moving out from under that rain cloud"

"SkidMark"

Loved it when Bobby and Charlie jumped in to dance with Sonia and Leon. That Bobby knows a bully when he sees one.

It pleases me greatly when David sinks his teeth into Graciela and Juan and a long time coming. What doesn't, he does it for Luciana and she purrs when he hands her their head. Last night she told David she was upset Juan attacked her ex Miguel so he's on it and the wedding present she received from Graciela got her ass chewed. Graciela and Juan have done plenty that should set David on a rampage but the shove comes from Luciana serving her best interest. Guess David forgot Luciana was engaged to marry Miguel and as ridiculous a present a framed family photo featuring Graciela is, it was a wedding present. As unfair Juan's accusation of Miguel is and David angry, Luciana is protecting Miguel foremost.

I can't watch Ramon kiss Marta's butt.

Usually distracted by Brian's uniform and wacky insignia, last night I noticed he looks like a rabbit.

I don't like Miguel but I like Erika and love the banter between them so I watch. It's just a waste of a good character for Erika to either be his consolation prize or a place holder as he gets it together to ultimately win Luciana from David. Galans, pfft.

Bouncy, snippy, arrogant Perla has left the building.

 

Delilah! Girrrl! You crazy. . .and thorough! I love it! Thank you so much:

Luci tells Soo-sun that DG started making accusations but that Davey put her in her place. Soo-sun says you know what that means right? Yes, it's the first step toward our happiness. Or a rock to the head

Wow, better be glad there wasn't a paperweight on your desk NoJuan…just sayin!


Loved your rendition of the party better than the one on tv! Loving Dave's new backbone, now if only the blood could flow to his brain:

Dave can't believe that NoJuan thought those lands were useless. Luci says she can't believe it either because it's evident the land are good and they don't need a soil test. Dave can't figure his friend out because more and more he does things that don't make sense and he didn't even bother going to the party.

DOH! DAH-VEEEED! Man, this guy is slow. Luci's good for him, pulling the curtains open in his mind to show him than NoJuan is NoFriend!

Favorite moment was the doggy dance. The grandfather of that dance came out in the 60s and it was so lewd and suggestive, we were forbidden to do it! But there they all were in a line humping each other!

Lil lectures Sonia on doggy dancing with the help. Bobby suggest she learn the dance too, he's sure they can teach her. Sonia says yes, you would be good at it. Oh trust me..Senora Lilian knows how to dog dance, just ask Brian. HEE HEE!

DisGracie's losing it and I think everybody had better be ready to shield their heads from well-aimed projectiles of all sorts! This is finally getting good! Hope Dave keeps his manly parts!

Thanks again, Delilah!
 

Well, ah...actually, Luci, you really DO need a soil test. You can't tell just by looking . Yours truly, Farmer's Daughter
 

Lila...one word..helmets. Gotta motor..later, gators.
 

Delilah, I loved your detailed, wry and wonderful recap.

This was a good episode but once again, the recap was superior to the show.

"covert courting mode" was great but "SkidMark" made me laugh. "Snoozar who is no dummy realized a while ago that a soo-sun who wines, doesn't whine" was great.

"Eric says he wishes she'd catch him in the shower. Ooh..this is getting saucy!" was trumped by your “Oh trust me..Senora Lilian knows how to dog dance, just ask Brian”. Fabulous.

"Fer says she'll treasure this moment forever". This young couple seems right for each other and their blossoming romance is sweet. Was a bit surprised that David escorted Peter out the door so quickly. The obvious plot would have been for David to ask exactly what happened and have Peter squeal about the kiss he thought he'd witnessed, with David ejecting Tano. Peter seems like a nice kid but I hope we've seen the last of him.

Fer admitting "...that just because she is starting to like Lucia doesn't mean she doesn’t love her Aunt", took a lot of gumption. But leaving shortly thereafter even though "DisGrace is visibly hurt and shocked" was flat out courageous.

I smiled at Lion Cub and Sonia's impromptu dance along with Bobby and his friend. Lili is such a soulless, joyless presence. She ruins any happiness or sense of contentment once she appears.

Lila, thank you for "Luci's good for him, pulling the curtains open in his mind to show him than NoJuan is NoFriend!". Let's hope he fires him before Juan ruins David.

Ramon's "...got to be mad for letting a pretty woman like you go. That gets a smile out of Marta" got one from me too. I think Ramon is sexy and sweet. I hope this romance gets moving.

I wish I were excited about Erica and Miguel, but her personality transplant has left me cold and to be honest, I'm just not interested. At least for now.

I guess Juan's anger over Mark's treatment of Perla is over...Perla is coming apart at the seams. Thank heavens for Carito. Never something I thought I'd ever say but I'm glad she is supporting her friend and has some positive purpose in this story.

Delilah, this was wonderful. Thank you!

Diana
 

Yah, Diana, I feel sorry for Perla. So she likes nice, shiny things and she's a bitch to Luciana -- that doesn't mean she has to die or even be aggressively sexually harrassed by SkidMark (brilliant, Delilah!). I hope they both learn a good lesson from all this. . just let NoJuan and SkidMark take each other out!
 

Does anyJuan wonder how these two Yohos-- NoJuan and SkidMark--, came up with enough money in a week or two for half of it to buy a vineyard?

Screw saving for retirement. I'm heading for Mexico with a pocketful of Tylenol !
 

I don't feel as benevolent toward Hurla. She made her bed she can get molested in it.
 

Thanks, Delilah. Cute title, terrific recap. I laughed all the way. Diana's already cited a lot of my favorites, but here's one more: he too walks off leaving DisGrace, DisGracED.

Fingers crossed that this TN has finally hit its stride and will keep up this pace. ITA Bobby and his friend joining Soñia and León doing the doggie was too funny. (At the middle school where my sister teaches, they’ve pretty much the doggie from school dances cause it’s not PG-rated like last night’s version.)

I'm liking Erica despite her wrongheadedness with Luciana. Love her tops and how she and Miguel are growing closer. I see her as a good girl, not a villain, so I’m thinking she’ll bury the feud with Lu one day. But as in most TNs Miguel will probably stupidly stay stuck on Lu till the near end.

Kudos to both David and Fer for putting Graciela in her place. I’m finally getting some satisfaction in this TN!

About the fashions, Fer looked great in the dress Gracie gifted her. At first I thought black wasn't right for a sweet 18 party, but she looked fab -- too much makeup though. Luciana's simple sundress was nice. So far Luciana hasn’t worn anything smashing, but then she’s not a material girl so that’s realistic. Susan’s dress was mighty low for her ample boobs. She would've had a wardrobe malfunction if she'd done the doggie. So far for the festive events, Susan shows a lot of skin. Snoozar, you better up your game cause she is raring for fun. David looked absolutely smashing in the dark blazer.

 

Don't get me wrong, that didn't come out right, I don't believe in rape as a method of punishment, and I don't think murder is a good idea either. But in this TN.....Perla needs a couple SkidMarks on her ass.
 

oops... "they pretty much banned the doggie"
 

I'm glad to see Bobby has a real BFF now. That was the same kid in the bullying scene at school. Dammit I cant recall his name. That is important for a kid like him to have an ally. Man, Bobby has the witches number. And that number is zero.

Fer walking out on DisGrace after the "choke chain" (OMG Delilah) was very telling. She in essence was saying "Yeah yeah, I hear you Auntie, but ya know, I am just not believing all this anymore."

It is finally refreshing to see the blinders coming off of David and Fer, gradually though it is.
 

Delilah, although I haven't found this novela likeable as yet, I couldn't resist your recap. Well done as usual. Thanks for the treat.
Helen
 

Oh and while we have the Dog Dance fresh on our minds, I will go on record and say
Luci does have the cheerleader leg thing going on. As if I could forget what she didn't wear in P&P.

Girl gotta great set of sticks. Woof !
 

One more thing, what man with any self respect would even continue a conversation with Lillian, the way she talks down to Brian? She talks to him like she does to Marta, and makes it sound like she is doing him a favor out of fricking charity. Exactly what, might we ask, does this dried-up old prune have to offer anyway? I did notice that he mentioned in a loving, careful way that their relationship needs to be a two way street. Yeah, Brian, drive to the city dump and drive back alone.

Nobody, let alone a testosterone dripping Oinker LEO PoPo like Brian would put up with that shit to the end of the first sentence. He must have a plan, is he practicing for a root canal or full dentures?

I believe Lillian may be actually more 'Hate-able' than DisGrace, but thankfully she is not nearly as resourceful.

Anyway,í Sorpresa ! I don't like her.
 

Lillian is so toxic, it's a wonder she hasn't been poisoned by her own blood. How in the world can somebody constantly see the dark side of everything, look down on everybody and even care nothing for her own grandchildren! I can't wait to see HER unmasked. She's the most miserable moo-hair that ever had a butt hole punched in her!

I don't like her either!
 

Ay, Delilah, what a rich confection, pink spun sugar. Congratulations on getting a party AND some action. For a moment there upstairs, I thought Dah-veed was going to throw water on DisGracie and she would melt into a puddle on the floor and just leave us her dress (she probably mislaid or checked her pointy hat).

What a sweet bunch of kisses between Tano and Fer. I'm glad nothing ruined it. I sure would like a repeat of that.

I did NOT feel sorry for DisGracie when she was left standing alone last night. Nobody came within 5 ft. of her, bereft of anyone who would give her the gift of some company and conversation. Shouldn't that tell her something? I hope she got a big eyeful of Snesar and Sooo-san.

Kirby, the kid's name is Charlie and he and Bobby became BFF some time ago. Remember he was the one that suggested his father was considering shipping him off to boarding school?
 

I always liked the dirty dancing in Dirty Dancing, and nothing beats slow dancing. Someone told me that at their parochial school dances ,they were warned to leave room for the Holy Spirit. Watching "Tarzan" right now, and l'll bet that guy can do the doggie dance.

Lila..Wasn't the Lambada the forbidden dance ?
 

Yah, Susanlynn, the Lambada was called that and maybe in Brazil it had a similar history of taboo. . .or, it could be a relatively new name given to the fecund and sensual hip gyrations that are literally as old as mankind itself!

The dance I knew of as a child (and, of course, never did!) was not rendered less scandalous by the use of a diminutive suffix, it was called "the dog" -- the DAWG! and it was dirty! So, it's funny that it's made its way into this novela! ;)
 

Delilah, this was fantastic! I'm totally stealing Snoosar.

Who knew Fer's dumb party would move things along - but it did!


 

Great work, Delilah.

It looks like DisGracie is selectively deaf. She will never hear the word "No" from David. She might belong in the manicomio next door to Nora of ECDLP.

Leon needs to really think about what he wants. Is he thinking of becoming a chef?

David turning down Gracie's dinero and telling her he will pay the rest back said it all. "I don't need you" is what she is hearing. He should be a little more direct.
 

That was WONDERFUL Delilah! I must have not been paying enough attention yesterday when I watched the episode because your recap filled in some things that just flew right past me. Now it makes more sense because I was back and forth trying to get something else done. So I still haven't sat through and watched without interruption yet. So a big thank you for your great recap of Friday's episode.

Someone said earlier that we haven't seen the last of Peter. I was hoping that was not the case and it's too bad he showed up to Fer's party. Don't know what's wrong with that guy, but someone better clue him up that Fer broke up with him and to MOVE ONE, she's not the girl you are looking for.

As for DisGrace, of course she is trying to use her money to manipulate David. I don't think she has enough money to pull it all off though. Money can't buy love. She doesn't seem to get it when he tells her that there is nothing between them.
 

Peter could do so much better; any of the other girls in their class would be happy to date him. Fernanda was only using him and he didn't see this.

If he only knew what her aunt and grandmother were really like he'd realized he's dodged not bullets but a cannon ball.
 

The real name of this show should be "NO don't mean NO" (if you're crazy)

With DisGrace, Miggy, and to a lesser extent Erika hanging on to their prey like a pitbull.

maybe

Crime stories for the Crazy
I'd kill for you Baby
Can't Buy me Love
If you love something set it free, (if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it)
Never ending Luuurve
P&P's ugly cousin Greed and Lust
One flew INTO the Cukoo's Nest
Days of Whine and Rose'
Graciela Rocks
One Flew over the Cukoo's Nest,.then landed in Sonoma
Rock Head Lisa and Gracie Too
National Geographic: Deadly Ice (with red lips)

Happy Sunday
 

OK..I'll play, Alex. Give me "New Titles" for $200.00.


Who Let the Dogs Out...to Dance?

The Walking, Whining Notdead Yet

Who Moved My Rock?

Falcon Crest : the Sequel

Sour Grapes

The Grapes of Wrath

Painting Yourself into the Corner

No Olives for You, Dave
 

I have been trying out SomeJuan's Auto correct.

I never dreamed that Ferment porky would be such a good episode. Although it wasn't a huge blowjob with 200 purple like she originally wanted, I bet she was hoppy anyway. Especially after getting her big kick on the lips fromTonto. All the buffoons and mucus made it seem bigger than it really was.

It is too bad her Peter showed up and tried to contort her new Sucrets, not so secret, bayfront, but David dispensary with hum quackly. I hop Peter gets the massage, and fondles somejuan arse.

DickLace sure pickeled a fine tomb for a meltdown, over nothing it turns out. If she were a man. Loosie should have kissed her in the knocks and sent her pacman. T hen her Mum Smirnofing the hole tome and doing narcing.

But awl in oil it was still a smell porky and Ferment finally got her big first kick.

 

Great entertainment for a Sunday afternoon with no Superbowl.
Kirby: My top faves--
One flew INTO the Cukoo's Nest
Days of Whine and Rose'
Graciela Rocks
and last and not in the lest bit least
National Geographic: Deadly Ice (with red lips)

Susanlynn: My top faves--
Geeze can I say all of them? But my most fave is Who Moved my Rock? This is for pure nostalgic reason, in addition to being clever.

Once upon a time, long, long, ago, our agency section of about 5 seasoned managers were asked to read Who Moved My Cheese? by the new head, who had only been a management program analyst before getting this plum appointment in the city's office of the attorney general. We had to read it and THEN discuss it thoroughly as it applied to us at a staff meeting--for a whole hour and a half. We had to go along with it, while smirking and rolling our eyes, but she was serious about it. We should have been giving her status reports, problems relating to our offices and getting some guidance. Oh, well, it was a fun book, but so was All I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, read on my own time.
 

Anita..glad that I could give you a smile on this sunny Sunday. Your recollection made me smile. We have all rolled our eyes at things that those over us decide are important...cough.(waste of time) . Hubba had to go to sessions (pep rallies) in which someone lectured the staff about being team players . He would come home talking about "stand up meetings" and quoting phrases to me. My least favorite was , " I don't own this problem." I really got tired of hearing that one and finally told him that he might not own it, but he was paying rent on it .


OT..Outlander season will not start until September. In the meantime, you can watch LaOghaire on Victoria on PBS. I am watching "By the Pricking of My Thumbs" while folding laundry and getting ready to take a walk on this nice day.
 

Oh Susanlynn! I burst out laughing so hard with you "New Titles for $200". Yours were very good too Kirby. This has been my Sunday evening comedy session, for sure.

I agree Urban, that Peter could do so much better. He needs to learn to have some dignity and move on to another girl who really likes him. True, Peter's getting out of that family means he's dodging a bullet for sure. Well said!
 

Delilah, lovely recap. The party was a
Somewhat blast. I liked tano's B'day
Gift for fer. As a matter of fact it was rather romantic. Who knew the boy
Had it in him?
Party poppers 1,2,3. That was good. I wish I could set lil straight about who's house that is. The Ol bag seems
To be confused about who owns what. Ol
Dave needs to also get a clue about that.
I like the change of name for gracie,
"DG". In my mind I add the "O" and it
Becomes DOG. Cuz the girl is a dirty
Dog.
Pee-ter is a bit clingy. I don't think
We've seen the last of this seemingly
Absessive kid. Tano better watch out.

SuzziQ is happier. For how long? I like her with cesar. And even tho some
Think he's a bit of a snoozer, that
Could change. I'm hoping it does. After seeing them at the party, they
Could be power couple#2. Cuz dave&Lucy
Being power couple#1. When they finaly get together that is.

I like seeing Sonia & lion cubleo, theyr the most refreshing couple on the Show.
I like ramon, he could be good for Marta. But it's clear she's still into
The wimpy gut. It wouldn't surprise me
If they stuck these two back together.
And I'd be really shocked. But soaps R
Known for their shock factor. Look at
The one that comes on after this one.

I love the way Davy and Lucy walked up stairs like shes the lady of the house. She will be soon. Crazy DOG making fool of herself, haa! that was classic.
Mark is slime, through and through. I
Hope his days are numbered. He looks nastier Every Time I see him. Good riddens. Jerk.

Thank you lady Di.
 

Kirby,I love"deadly ice(with lipstick)
That would make a good title for a movie On "Hallmark movie mystery"nite.
 

Cynthia, so gkad if I gave you a smile.It is small payment for all the detailed, excellent recaps that you have so generously provided to me. Hope that you have a good week ahead. I will be awaiting your next recap.
 

That was supposed to be "Party Poopers 1 2 3". Don't like auto correct.
 

Nina--Party Poppers is good, too. You never know when they will pop out and surprise the heck out of you.
 

Diana: I don't believe we've seen the last of Peter.

He's not going down that easily!
 

Thanks, Delilah. I'd rather read your recap than be at that party. "Oh Snoozar, you are a barrel of laughs."

So the party did turn out to be eventful after all. You know, since DG is making such a habit of throwing a tantrum about missing her sister every chance she gets, perhaps someone should pretend to take her at face value and tactfully (or not so tactfully) insist that she get some grief counseling so that she can move on.

Best laugh of the night: Lil takes credit for helping to stuff the goodie bags. Another funny: "Lil asks Sonia if she's going to be wasting time she can watch the kids so she can enjoy the party." Yeah, like Lil EVER watches the kids! She's too busy watching her imaginary boyfriend.

Perla? At this rate she's going to end up in the stomp-o-matic, or suffer some other horrible fate. Theoretically I feel sorry for her, but she's made the wrong choice at every opportunity. She's had enough red flags waved in her face and not only has she failed to react intelligently, she also talked gullible Carito into sticking around instead of running for the hills as she should have. So it's very sad, but the best I can hope for is that Carito doesn't get hurt too.

As for the title, I vote for "The Grapes of Wrath"! Another suggestion: "I Love Luci"

Anita, "Who Moved My Cheese"... they made us read that at TWO of my previous jobs. I could rant and rave about that trite mess for ten days. The subtitle should be "We're About to Have Massive Layoffs."
 

Or maybe "Everybody Hates Luci."
 

Or here's one, a photo of Lillian and the caption next it "I love me"!
 

I am surprised that Lilian hasn't gotten a leash for Gut.

It certainly looks as though Susan is gravitating toward Cesar and making better decisions than she made in the past (Marked, too crazy and Tano, too young).


I look forward to Disgrace unraveling as she slips down that slippery slope when the truth is somehow revealed..perhaps by Somejuan.
 

Disgrace is already sort of unraveling. That thing she did at the party, making a big scene over her "grief" for the sister she killed, seemed quite unhinged to me. Her desperation is showing. Even Fernanda is looking at her funny now.
 

Julie..Disgrace is fascinating to watch. You can see her panic as Dave becomes harder to control and deceive.
 

Not trying to spoil my fun, but as far as we know, NoJuan is the only one who suspects on good evidence that DisRock Graced Lisa. I am trying and trying to see an angle or turn of events...hell anything... that could cause him to spill the beans on DisGross.

I have a couple of TN truths I am working against, in that in a TN he does not just get mad at DisGrrrr and blab it out. (rule number one) Valuable ammo like that is not wasted, it is only used where there is something in return.
Rule 2 is that DisGrace will not get caught of her own doing, IE: meltdown, caught in a lie which another will not cover up, leaving some stone (Ha) unturned. So it is still up to NoJuan.

"Can the petitioner please explain to the court why this defendant is not guilty then?"
Yes your Honor, NoJuan saw her do it. Arrrghh
I don't know.
 

And you know, it's been two years, and (Formerly known as) FerBrat and Bobby have a hired Nanny and housekeeper whom they adore. In what bizzaro world does the deceased's Mom from hell and sister continue to live a luxurious life under your roof and not hit a lick at a snake?

"Oh, Ms. Swimsuit Model, this is my dead wife's Mother Lillian,and dead chick's Sister Graciela. They live with me. Why don't you girls get acquainted and I'll get us a bottle of my vineyards wine."

Scccrrrrreeeeechhhh, dust.

"Um Lillian, what happened?"
"I don't know, she jumped in her car as soon as you were out of sight and left like she stole it."

Hrmph, I just don't understand women.
 

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